These crispy baked butternut squash chips are a simple, healthy way to snack.
I’m kinda at a loss of what to say about these chips. I have plenty I want to talk about, just not chip related stuff so let’s get the formalities over with…
Are they actually crispy?
Yes, hence the title. Slice thin, don’t skip the boiling step, make sure you pat them dry before baking (in other words, follow the directions below) and you’ll be fine.
But, I don’t like rosemary.
You’re crazy, but feel free to leave off or throw some other herb/spice on there instead.
Wow, what a cool, like totally awesome idea and a healthy way to get my salty chip fix in.
I know! Glad you like them.
Mmk, we done?
Cool. Now let’s talk about couches.
Guys, I’ve spent like 10 hours this weekend either mentally or physically rearranging the furniture in my house and researching new couch/love seat/sectional options. Oh. My. God. are there too many freakin’ options out there.
First, there’s the convincing of the husband that a purchase is necessitated because if it were up to him, our house would be furnished with used craigslist items from God knows where at no more than $50 a piece. And even then, since he doesn’t spend a minute of his day in the room that I happen to spend 10+ hours in, he’d just as well leave it half empty and ghettofied like it’s been for the past 3 years. Out of sight, out of mind.
The convincing was actually a long process that involved a landscaping project I’ve been wanting to do for oh, 2 years now that just happened to end up costing about 1/5 of what he thought it would. My mind never once went to “oh, let’s save the other 4/5”. Oh no, no, no. 4/5 under budget is a golden opportunity for more. As in a couch.
So, now I’ve got him. I thought the hard part was over.
Wrong.
I love and hate our house. It’s pretty new, it has fancy moldings and trim, wood floors, blah, blah but the room sizes are just dumb. We have the world’s narrowest family room (which of course is the room we spend all our awake non-working hours in) and a formal living room that when you’ve converted half to an office falls somewhere in the too big for a loveseat and too small for a couch range. So tell me internet, what the hell do you then buy to fill up the seating space without having 3 random single seat chairs placed about?
I’ve gone from one extreme of building my own $3,000 (way over the 4/5) Pottery Barn customized couch to the other with the divorce inducing (but 4/5 friendly) assemble your own Ikea furniture. Which, by the way, is a bunch of bs. They hook you on their site with the white couch displaying it’s price as $399 and then you go in, start playing around picking different colors (grey dog + white couch = bad idea) and realize the price has gone up $200. Really, Ikea? What kind of crap is that? Does beige fabric really cost you $200 more than white? First you make people bat shit crazy with your dumb, wordless cartoon assembly drawings and then you want to charge them $200 more for a different color couch? Ridiculous. Go back to Sweden. Leave your $1 ice cream cones and meatballs here though.
So here I am, sitting on a couch that is 3 rooms displaced right now writing this post, absolutely no further along in capitalizing on the 4/5. These opportunities do not come along often and I’m failing. Miserably.
Send help. Or a couch. Or at least some chips?
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This may be the only way I could get Dear Hubby to eat butternut squash. Will try!!!
Since squash is my favorite, I’m going to have to try these!!
I feel you, we were recently couch hunting for this stupid weird shaped room in our house but everything was way too big. We ended up getting a sweet chaise lounge and put it against the wall with a bunch of pillows in the back. It looks nice & is super comfy! Not sure what your room looks like but may be an option?
I am constantly rearranging our house. Our current place has an awkward set up…still can’t quite get it right and so not buying furniture to fit. Military life means we move too often to spend that kind of money.
https://www.lowes.com/MyLowes/app/homeideas/browse?category=LIVING_ROOM –try Lowe’s inspirational site. You could always get 2 over sized chairs and an ottoman that can be used as extra seating if needed. Or I’ve seen some awesome looking coffee tables that have seating stored under them. There’s always Pinterest too for inspiration!
These look delicious! I actually ran out and bought squash today just so I could try them.
I have weird-shaped rooms too. I have become addicted to https://www.houzz.com which is hundreds of thousands of photos posted mostly by interior decorators. It is amazing! I can never think of how to put my furniture, or what type of furniture I would like to use in a room – then I will see a photo on Houzz and the lightbulb will go on!
ooh, thanks. Going to check that out now!
I could go for these – to take away the guilt from this last weekend’s food-ventures. Especially if these are crispy crunchy.
No way! I totally bought the most uniform cylindrical butternut squash to make some chips with them, I was thinking sage, but I’m sure rosemary would be amazing. Great thinking! Sorry about the couch, unfortunately I don’t have any advice, we are still sorta ghettoafied here… soon though, soon. Good Luck!
I really need to start buying sage more often. I pretty much only use it on Thanksgiving and then forget about it the rest of the year. I bet it would be lovely with these :)
Oh my! I think I know what’s for dinner tomorrow. These look amazing.
On the couch issue, perhaps you could open a food truck and sell these and make enough money to buy several couches!
Oh, yes please. The only thing wrong with this picture is that I don’t have them in front of me to eat right now!
I completely understand your couch frustration. I hate it when there are too many options. I can never make a decision!
We had a similar issue with our living room. Standard couches were too long, but we needed something slightly bigger than a loveseat. We ended up with the Demi sofa from Lazyboy (https://www.la-z-boy.com/product/5092-7125/Demi-Stationary-Sofa/). It’s not as wide as a standard couch… about 84″… perfect for us. I hope you find a good solution too!